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The Rule of Gods
'Neath impartial skies, th'watchful eyes of GODS
Dispensing temper'd justice: swift and fair
In sweetest liaisons with mortals fair
Like to Zeus of the Greater Pagan Gods.
Amazing new lands arise from black voids
Shap'd by tapping fingers and th'keenest minds.
Grand creations uncovering rare finds
Watch'd over jealously by monstrous guards.
Sometimes: th'heavens purr with bouncing furballs
Cute-cute teddybears dragged around sianly
Black dragonriders descending grandly
And towering lords walk rose-scatter'd halls.
The mighty omnipotence of our GODS
Extra-Ordinary beings we hold i'thrall
Driven by their passionate souls and will
In th'fine and worthy name of P.M.S.
[Acronym: Professional Mudders of Singapore -
All OTHER interpretations are absolutely INTENDED; 'nuff said!]
Of War and Lust
Up in arms, to the evil Temple o'Set
CRYSANIA dared with braved RATBERT and ZEE;
Past serpent guards in patrolled halls they met
In corners dark, merdusas drooled on ZEE.
For ZEE he sought Lyrania's head
Proclaiming her a bitch most vile, you see -
Uncover'd they a royal shame instead
Her lesbian tryst with Serpentor, a 'she'!
I'th'Sultan's chamber, stormed the noble AZURE
Withstanding rageous attacks by eunuchs;
With all slain i'good time, lay claim to th'pleasure
Smothering wi'his kisses, all th'harem girls!
Jute VIOLET in'skin-tight purple cleric robes
Obsessed with fetishes for statistics
On flaming, copper and emerald bras [ read: bracelets ]
Sending CRYSANIA i'to eye-popping fits.
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