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Perversions of the Horned Ones

DICK the night-loving kender who backstabs
Baddest of them all, with his schizoid ways
Fighting o'er mushrooms - mana grows not o'trees;
And devilish horns consort, wi'his dingdong pricks.

VERALIA next, horny little bugger
Frames CRYSANIA with porno magazines
Whilst he cam'st 'pon her in deepest slumber:
Corrupting her with his cheeky antics.

BOSOM the bosomy woman warrior
Violated BEGINNER at bosom-point -
By SATAN and MOSES, ne'er was vengeance merrier
Received at Glowing Sands her just dessert.

Tales of Youthful Blood

Polygamous SORBI, wi'her multiple
Personalities spread 'cross several beds:
Consorts with ku-ku bears i'loudest thunder
When sweetest petals fall, 'neath the night stars.

Meimei o'Doljie, bouncing little RAINY
Shimmering i'showers o'singing rainbows
Dragged 'round by CRYSANIA like her puppy;
Oft impress'd, worshipping and swooning wi'wows.

The multilingual ah-niang CORINTHIAN
Dedicated to th'art of TeoChew oaths
Taught by FIREWOLF daddy's instruction
Watch'd on by resign'd TWINKLE mummy's sighs.

Dignified YUEFEI, leader of Conquest
Crown'd 'pon the exalt'd seat o'reasoning -
Denies not his youthful blood; i'cheeky jest
Wi'CRYSANIA, indulge i'eyebrow hairs counting.

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In the Beginning

Coming of the Others

The Rule of Gods

Of War and Lust

The Marriage to Avatoria

Explorers of the Lands

Perversions of the Horned Ones

Tales of Youthful Blood

The Great Tragedies

Warring Battlefields

Of Death and Desperate Love

In the Depths of Hell

Wedding Bells and Puddles in the Desert

True Love Found


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