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The Marriage to Avatoria
CRYSANIA sought a love, whilst i'pensive mood
Went down on her fervent knees, t'propose t'LOT
The tau warrior who thought himself too good
And i'tardy self-regard, play'd hard-to-get.
The silver-foot'd SILVENA and LEIA
Enchanting sorceresses o'divine charm
Wouldst find a loving husband f'CRYSANIA
And set forth Cupid's dipp'd arrows still warm.
AVATORIA, Father of all Merchants
Train'd in the trade of weapons and repair
Thus sought her hand and quested on her whims
For a fine ring of amethyst to wear.
At the Grand Knight's castle they were married
Wi'her bridesmaid RATBERT, wired on coffee
Who distributed condoms to all i'stead
Firm believer in aids against VD.
Alas! Cruel are the heavenly ones
Th'love forsworn rings that melted i'to pink ice;
They who would have for games the mortal ones
Thus granting the marriage a sorry farce.
Explorers of the Lands
More adventures led by BEGINNER
With his grand entourage of charm'd fighters
Impressive i'deed, this renown'd explorer
Level-headed yet, b'side lesser seekers.
T'Ultima they toiled, f'Titanium Arm Plates
Avatar's Glass Sword, and th'British Sceptre
Wi'super-tanker SORBEAR, twiddler o'ears
And SUNRUNNER th'mage, Entropy's clan leader.
Of DARKSUN and his royal evilness
In searching for the pricelss Big Red Face
To enhance his spell-invoking prowess -
Got CRYSANIA's literal slapping palms.
Possessing the title of 'Farsight Queen'
Caught for voyeuristic indiscretions:
A random cast on SLIMER it hath been
Exposing the knight by his slimy deeds.
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