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The Great Tragedies
Woe unto the tale of nutless COCO
Unmarried yet, and 'tis no wonder why:
Though full of garang guts and charm also -
Canst not quite oblige when night doth com'st by.
'Pon VIGILANTE shed thy copious tears
Untaint'd soul marr'd by CRYSANIA's grouptell
And condemn'd by th'rusty shield's accurs'd flags
Haunt'd by ROSA's endless 'Remove Curse' spell.
A pitiful sight, RAINBIRD th'dying one:
Miscarried oft by his rain-drench'd feathers,
Or else too intoxicated by none
Other than the tanker's White-Musk'd perfumes.
Conspirators in heated lust wi'RATBERT
The tragic seduction of sweet BELLA:
When GROVER's pants got unbearably tight
With background moans supplied by FIREFOX.
Warring Battlefields
Th'two ku-niangs of mud, AZURE and MUADIBE
Sparring with insults, like to true kenders;
From 10 p.m. to 3 a.m. indeed:
Stamina like Chinese martial masters i'olden days.
Unlikely twins i'deed: HUMA and HUMAS
Both accomplish'd heroes on th'battlefields.
Yet watch thee closely by their excellent backs -
Conceit is finely express'd by extras.
Like ZIGY the super druid, BELDIN
Is th'ultimate envy of the mages:
Cast chains o'lightning 'til holes through trolls are seen
Dispatching them all to wimpy rages.
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